A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop
working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance
to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat.
Why don't we save time and eat lunch now?"
The hired man agreed. The farm's wife brought in some cold meat
and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.
When they had finished, the cheap famer said, "While we're
still at the table, let's have supper too. " They were now served
steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ate once
more.
"Now that the meals are out of the way, " the farmer announced,
we can go out and work all day without interruption. "
camping tents"Oh, no, " the farmhand answered. " I never work after supper.